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chthonic, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:58)
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Cucumber RelishA couple of years ago my girlfrined and I went on holiday and I gave my "friend" a key to my flat so he can come in and feed my girlfriend's pets.
My mother kindly picked us up from the airport and drove us back to said flat, having another 20 min drive back to her house I offered he in for a cuppa.
Whilst there I rather unwiseley said "Would you like to see my holiday snaps, they are on the digital camera.
I will get them up on the computer screen so you don't have to squint at the tiny screen on the camera"
As the PC wasn't the fastest in the world I turned it on and went into the kitchen to make the tea.
I returned to the living room to see my mother sat at the PC confronted with the new wallpaper my "friend" had selected whilst I was away.
The wallpaper was a picture of a rather overweight lady eating a cucumber - with her snatch!!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:36, Reply)
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