Having a fucking big sexy motorbike works wonders
If you can get them to sit on the seat, often they'll ask to, then you've got them. They have to lift their leg over onto the leather that your balls have caressed at 100mph and lean forward into an up the arse, tits hanging pose and twist your throttle with a particular smile that only women know how to do. If you take them for a spin, the vibrations will make them mad for it.
The current Mrs Pobblepop however, I managed to charm with Toblerone and a sad story about a hedgehog, so it's not always a neccessity :)
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:37, 6 replies)

I want to know
the story. And what you did with the toblerone.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:47, closed)

I have an XR650...
... and the noise just does it for me.... It does absolutely nothing for my missus... but that's ok :o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:05, closed)

Hedgehogs FTW!
And never, NEVER underestimate the power of chocolate!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:35, closed)

I have a Vespa
and strangely I'm yet to get laid as a direct result.


Maybe the 'L' plates put 'em off.
( Moey, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 16:25, closed)

"I managed to charm [her] with Toblerone and a sad story about a hedgehog"
Utterly marvellous.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:49, closed)

Never works for me...
See, I have access to a good few, sexy (in my opinion as one who rides them) motorcycles. They've never got me laid. At work we have a theory that only blokes and kids like bikes. And, well, that's not ideal...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:20, closed)