While people are on the subject, more reasons why I am a dating disaster and am destined to be single forever:
1. The day after said effeminate idiot with long blonde hair dumped me, I went to the pub to revise for exams (yes, he decided to do it in the middle of my exams!) with my friends. I went to the bar to order tea, where a young man decided to try out his equally successful (!) chat up line of asking me how I liked my tea. After fighting an almost irresistable urge to say "How I like my women, with a spoon in them!" I said "Strong" and smiled. Neither of us knew what to say then really.

2. I FINALLY managed to pull a rather good looking young man in a club at home, my first ever I'd like to add! I then promptly lost his number.

3. I accidentally turned down a date. Apparently when a young man who you've only recently met offers to take you out to dinner, he doesn't mean as friends. Who knew?!

And I wonder why my best friend at uni calls me a twat on daily basis :(
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:17, 6 replies)

That sounds all too familiar
"After fighting an almost irresistable urge to say "How I like my women, with a spoon in them!" I said "Strong" and smiled. Neither of us knew what to say then really."

I hate moments like that.
( Captain V, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:30, closed)

I do think
that maybe I should have said what I originally wanted to, but then I'd have looked a complete idiot if he hadn't been an Eddie Izzard fan. Besides, I had only been dumped the day before!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:34, closed)

could've been worse
you could've shouted "Covered in bees!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:04, closed)

I hate those first few days after being dumped.
Although you've cheered me up by reminding me about the only thing scarier than seeing a spider...not seeing one!
( Captain V, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:04, closed)

I like my coffee like my women.
Cold, black and bitter.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:06, closed)

@TRL
"milky"
( wangmaster2000, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 17:24, closed)