Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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I was sitting in a bakery......in a rather questionable part of town, eating a pie and reading the newspaper when a homeless man smelling of piss comes in and approached my table...
"Why 'ello love, would you marry me for a million dollars?"
"Do you have a million dollars...?"
"..*mumble mumble*..."
He starts to walk away, but then pauses before turning around to face me again:
"You haven't got a spare $2, have you?"
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 4:19, Reply)
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