Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Halloween, two years ago.Her: "Hey! Papa Lazarus!"
Me: *scowl* "Lazarou!"
Did't work, I think I freaked her out.
Other gems, as I may have mentioned before, include "I've not felt like this since I was in jail", "Don't eat the fish" and "Did I mention I've got a cockatiel?"
I don't have much luck, oddly.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:48,
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What?The cockatiel should have the knickers down in a jiffy. Er, assuming they know what a cockatiel is.
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