Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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ComplicatedWhere to begin without inducing narcolepsy... ahh yes; my arse is like a pin-cushon!! Do you want to know how it happened? Read on...
Baaaaaisically i've always been the sort of guy where there can't be one girl on the scene; there is always three, or in this particular case five. I'd been working my magic with several girls hoping that one would end up diddling my mangina and agreed to go to drinks with a work colleague. After a night of drinking heavily and partying i invited my colleague to stay at mine to avoid having to look at her hiddeous ex who she couldn't quite prise from their rented accomodation at that time. Wat started as an agreement to have casual sex very rapidly turned heavy, i mean after a night of very passionate kinky rumpy pumpey (Leaving me with the arse sore as a sailor's after she dug her nails into it) she told me today that "I see you, you see me" by the magic numbers reminds her of me, and now i come to mention it me of her.
So from these convos we've established we have feelings for one another, unfortunately because of the nature of my job we can't tell work, but focaccia it, i'll sort something out.
So who knows where this'll lead... im hoping somewhere constructive because the alternative is self-lothing, a nihillistic disregard for my own safety and sexual health... But oh well..
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 19:04, Reply)
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