I don't think that...
...if we didn't have cigarettes there would be no need for street sweepers, somehow.

I always try not to drop my maccy-d's bag on the floor, I always try to wait until I see a bin with a stubber plate before I dispose of my cigarette. Some people don't. That's life. Wankers exist. Some of them smoke and don't think about other people who don't, some of them don't smoke and don't seem to realise that we have all been told that we're killing ourselves by a million people already, and are sick of hearing it. Both of these groups of people are wankers, for different reasons. Because I smoke, I find the second group of wankers more annoying than the first, but they are ALL wankers. I'd prefer a ban on wankers to a ban on smoking.

Actually, that's not true, I rather like the smoking ban, as it puts you outside of clubs, where you can actually talk to people rather than rely on your face or your ability to dance (neither of which I have huge confidence in). And it gives you a conversation starter (usually 'does anyone have a lighter/filter/pair of gigantic tits I can shield behind to light my cigarette?'). I think I've pulled at least 3 times this year as a result of being outside smoking. Which rather handily gets us back onto the topic. So can everyone stop being wankers now please?
(jabboy, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 2:05, Reply)