Potential Boastage...
So, young nubile 18 year old me is in my local 'nite club' enjoying the sights and sounds of everyone I've known since the age of 5 doing what children who think they are all growed up do. I spy this adonis across the room, and with the youthful bloom of confidence I decide that I want to keep him.

He comes over with a couple of his friends and starts to chat, it's all going well, very well, too well....5 minutes later he is trying to lick my feet (!!) and he has pissed off my best friend, I can only assume he had too many alcopops. I clobber him with a shoe until he lets go of my foot and go after my mate and we sit, fuming, and perform a full character asasination. Then we go home and I think no more of this gorgeous yet arrogant man.

Two weeks later, I am invited to a house party two doors down from my house, I don't know the boys who live there that well, but when I didn't turn up by 10pm they came round and badgered me until I went back with them. I'd just settled in, got a beer and started chatting to people when this complete buffoon bowls into me a high speed sending me flying. As I picked myself up he turned, mortified to have sent me flying....It was him from the nite club. A furious, half hour row ensues about him being arrogant and me being a bitch which climaxed with the hose being turned on the pair of us and us kissing, dripping wet on a picnic table. After that night we became an item but only for about 3 months.

He now presents on a show which rhymes with slime botch.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:17, 7 replies)

Prime Cantankerous?
No wait, that doesn't rhyme. gah!
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:23, closed)

I knew it!
I always thought Kirsty Young was really a man.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:50, closed)

It's the jawline
isn't it?
(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:51, closed)

and...
...the deep voice is a dead giveaway.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:53, closed)

that latino looking copper then
?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:39, closed)

Rav...
is his name isnt it ?

Went to school with him when he was but a piglet.
(wrigglesworth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:57, closed)

Yup that's the one
Not liking his stage name.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:15, closed)