Will you go out with me?
"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
I think you know the story really went like this:
*wavy lines dream sequence stylee*
Man
at conference in ford fiesta in layby with whom I'd been
drinking exchanging eye contact with:
"Do you fancy coming back to my hotel room?" *inserts penis through open car window*Me:
"Aye." *slurrrrp suuuck gobbleMan
at conference in ford fiesta in layby with whom I'd been
drinking exchanging eye contact with:
"For sex, I mean?" *removes penis from open car windowMe:
"Aye." *swallows*
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Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:21,
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