Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Sadly...I'm a 26 year old male who has never been in any sort of serious relationship. Fuck knows why, apart from my similarity to John Merrick, abysmal social skills and scruffy appearance, I should be a right catch.
No apologies for length.. No-one has ever stuck around long enough... First post, etc.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:56, 7 replies)
It could be your crippling Internet Autism that's causing it.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:04,
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..@Amorous Badger - Quite possibly.. I will just have to see if medical science can provide a cure for "sad bastard disease" within my lifetime..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:06, closed)
er..?have you tried class A drugs?
works for me. Two jack and jills down my neck and I am god's gift to all womenkind. (at least in my head I am, which is half the battle)
CAN HELP ONLY AS PART OF A CALORIE CONTROLLED DIET. ALWAYS READ THE LABLE!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:14, closed)
Dear sir,I know the answer to all of your problems. It is called Rohypnol.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:21, closed)
Hmm..Interesting advice here chaps. Perhaps some Class A's could further me chances or at least make me feel less of a prat; even if I don't meet any ladies, I really don't think I'll be that bothered, (too busy gurning most like)..
Either that or winning the lottery could increase my chances with certain ladies of a gold-digging persuasion.
NB - Note to any ladies reading this, if a scruffy, John Merrick looking chap offers you a beverage whilst out on the town, it will not contain Rohypnol.. Honest..*
*May be slightly less truthful than indicated here.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:46, closed)
And hey -an anus is an anus.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:05, closed)
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