Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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No drug taking occurred during this storyit was my 24th Birthday and I was celebrating in a pub with a load of friends, and their friends of friends, twas a cracking night.
at the end of the night I was royally drunk as you can imagine and my mind turned to sex and even though my FB I went to a friends wife's friend and said the immortal line that follows: "I wanna fcuk you and I wannna fcuk her too but I heard you might be able to get some spliff so can I fcuk you?" she said yes, I burped in her face and 3 years later we were married.
never got the spliff, she phoned her dealer and he was in India and we were in north london.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:10, Reply)
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