How I met my beautiful girlfriend
About 3 years ago I moved to a lovely town called Burton in Bournemouth. I'd been purposefully visiting a shop that employed a very beautiful girl who would later become the ladyfriend of mrmonkfish.

Weeks pass by without me having the courage to act on what my innards are telling me to do, and the best I could do at the time was mumble incoherently when asked anything by her, you know the type of thing, avoiding eye contact and such.

Anyway, I'm on my way back from playing footy and I pop in the shop with a bit of coaxing from my mate Ant, I finally get the courage to ask out my favourite shop assistant with the best thing I could think of:

"Hi, Would you want to go out for a drink? It would be nice to see you when you're not taking money from me" to which she giggled and said yes, awesome! This I didn't expect, so, completely flabbergasted I left with a smile on my face, forgetting to ask for a name, or a number, didn't tell her my name or number, just left. Bloody idiot!

So I had to take another trip to the shop a few days later and introduce myself, this time a bit more successful and we're still together now. Aww, bless.
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:37, Reply)