Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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home made valentinePrimary school, valentines day. I had spent the previous evening making a valentines card from paper and many red crayons. I shyly gave it to the red haired girl who's name I can no longer remember and is now probably the mother of 30 children, fat and blousy (Irish catholics, god loves 'em!).
5 minutes later I was being beaten up in the toilets by her 'boyfriend' the towns only black kid.
The next romantic encounter was one year later at middle school. She and her friends chased me round the playground, caught me, pinned me down and I was forcibly 'snogged'.
Then she beat me up a couple of days later because I really really wouldn't go out with her.
There is a patten emerging.....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, Reply)
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