Left for another woman
You would've thought having a bisexual girlfriend would be, well, let's just assume that every bloke this side of Saudi Arabia would want to shake your hand and buy you pints on nights out. The only problem being that they're now open to twice as many opportunities to stab you in the back.

I'll call her C, for that was the first letter in her name, and we'd been generally enjoying each other's company and gyrating movements for a few weeks. Then she went to my mate's party and pulled his sister in a lesbian moment so aweseome it got 50,000 views on Youtube before it was deleted. Feeling devastated, C had the decency to come forward about the whole affair.

"Foxy, it's over. I've found someone else and I'm really clicking with her"
"Her? Fair enough. Can I watch?"

Christ I'm smooth.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:58, 4 replies)

And????
What was the reply?????
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:04, closed)

nevermind the reply
but you get a click for your unbeatable smoothness.
(firestormviper!!1 approaching god through cigarettes, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:52, closed)

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That was the perfect thing to say at that moment. Well done!
(kabukisteve, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:29, closed)

How's this for smooth?
The ex SO asked me over one night, so, being the horny male I am, I was there in minutes. Her friend was there - both of them a little the worse for wear (i.e. pissed as farts).

After a few drinks, SO uttered the immortal line: "You can either go home or sleep with both of us - but we're all sleeping naked."

It took about an eight of a second for me to be naked and grinning - my first threesome.

*grins*
( snee held his breath since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:27, closed)