Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Whilst wainting for Sister Sledgeat Glastonbury dance tent '04 a nice young chappie (bloke #1) came upto me and started to chat me up. I was very flattered but i was buzzing at the time and i thought it would be very nice to invite him to watch me pee into a bottle (using a ladies peeing device). He just stood there agog watching me peeing away -pubes out and all. He was very kind to hold the bottle for me until we got back to the tent and i am hoping he disposed of it appropriatley. As i said i was buzzing at the time so i was very happy when some other chappie (bloke #2) came along and started massaging my back. Bloke #1 got the hump and got all upset with me all i could reply was "you should see the way i shit" i danced off and never looked back - what a biatch.
Something i did learn though always pee in a litre bottle to avoid overflow on the fingers.......
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:21, Reply)
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