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My awesome grandad flew in Wellingtons in the war. Damn, those shortages were terrible. Tell us about brilliant-stroke-rubbish grandparents.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:51)
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I'll guess
She said yes but when he got back she was already pregnant with 8 babies from 9 different fathers
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:17, 2 replies)
Close, but no.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:19, closed)
She sucked off a bunch of yanks in return for Nylon stockings?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:20, closed)
Yeah, but who can honsetly say they haven't done that?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:28, closed)
My Gran didn't suck of yanks for nylons
She drew them on with bisto
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:31, closed)
Your gran drew yanks for bisto?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:34, closed)

drew
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:35, closed)
Oh, I read 'drew them on' as 'tempted them'
I just assumed she rubbed it on her lady bits.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:35, closed)
I take it you've never heard of the practice of drawing stockings on their legs with gravy then?
With an eyeliner line up the back
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:36, closed)
Your gran
took eyeliner up the back?

Was 'eyeliner' the nickname of the look out?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:38, closed)
No it's what he called his cock.
When he stuck it up her botty.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)
Yes, but that's boring - tell us about your gran sucking off lots of American men in exchange for gravy.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)
Well, the gravy's pretty much guaranteed,
Especially if she took her teeth out first.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:43, closed)
I think taking the gravy back to share with her family
was abit much though.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:48, closed)
Unfortunatly my gran is only 70
so didn't suck off any yanks in WWII.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:48, closed)
Oh
it was Vietnam, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:49, closed)
Hey man! You don't know man! You don't know!
She was there man! She was there in the shit! With the grunts man!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:59, closed)
Two grans one cup?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:06, closed)
It's definitely more satisfying wearing silky smooth stockings when you had to work for them.
Wait...what?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:32, closed)
...who all eventually married,
producing 16 web fingered great-grandchildren?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:20, closed)

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