Innocent racism when it comes to pets names :-/
I'm not racist myself and I don't think my grandad was particularly racist as far as old people go, but once at the trafford centre whilst stood next to a family of black people he started telling me about a labrador that he used to have who's name rhymed with 'bigger'. Please bare in mind that I was only 13/14 and he was very hard of hearing so spoke quite loudly, I was absolutely shitting myself...
(bamslower i like cheesecake..., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:46, 6 replies)

Did I also mention he met Kernel Gaddafi?
He worked for British Armories a long time ago when Britain was still friends with Kernel Gaddafi and he went for a tour of the factory.
(bamslower i like cheesecake..., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:05, closed)

This is obviously a very clever pun implying that Qaddafi is a nut
...or you don't know how to spell Colonel.

Not that he is one, of course. He's as much a colonel as I am an admiral of the fleet.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:17, closed)

Kernel?
really?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:17, closed)

Was he a dam buster?
(chilling, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:41, closed)

Exactly
what I was thinking
(ElGranto, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:45, closed)

Trigger?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:46, closed)