Always look on the bright side.
When I was very small, both my parents worked, so my Nan used to come and pick me up from school.

I remember very clearly coming out of the gate one day and looking for her only to see my Granddad instead. Before I knew it I was in hysterics, crying my eyes out inconsolably and not letting him hug me or comfort me before eventually managing to blurt out "Nanny's Dead"

She wasn't, she was at home making dinner. God I was a pessimistic child.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:39, 8 replies)

God you miserable little shit.
I bet it served you right when she did die (is she dead?).
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:10, closed)

i hope so
we burnt her.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:13, closed)

In that case she probably is.
They don't tend to mess about at the crem.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:16, closed)

I meant on bonfire night.
She wasn't very mobile so we confused her for the guy.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:21, closed)

A lot of people did
Back in those days it was "Any hole's a goal" and you couldn't be too choosy. I heard your grandad was pleasantly surprised on their wedding night.

I may be sailing too close to the edge with this level of humour...sorry
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:27, closed)

You're fine.
I don't come to B3ta to get all uppity and offended at bad taste jokes.

I leave that to others.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:58, closed)

You confused her for what guy?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:18, closed)

i like this

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:25, closed)