I genuinely don't think i understand this.
I mean I get the Maddy reference, but after that I'm lost.

Quite an achievement in 15 words.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:13, 4 replies)

Thicko

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:14, closed)

That Maddy has since had sex been pregnant and bourne a child.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:15, closed)

Ah!
Now I am there.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:22, closed)

Wait,
No I am not.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:28, closed)

So Mr McCann (I can't remember his name, which is shocking given that the fucker is never more than two days away from being in the paper)
impregnated Maddie and then left her to be kidnapped?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:29, closed)

No.
Just saying that he's the one who left "me"/her in Portugal.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:30, closed)

Thicko

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:30, closed)

Sod this
I'm going back to The Guardian's OBO website to see if England are winning.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:31, closed)

Amorous Badger reminded me (Vagabond)
That my (vagabond's) child's father (still vagabond), ie, his (AB's) grandfather, is the one that left me (Vagabond/Madeline McCann) in Portugal.

Vagabond = Maddy. Maddy is AB's grandfather
(El_diablo_blanco, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:22, closed)

Oh well,
so simple...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:30, closed)

if you ignore the 'ie, his grandfather' bit
His story is basically 'I once got lost'.
(TitanLX, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:33, closed)

I think I am more confused than she was
when she woke up in the boot of a car.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:38, closed)