I don't even like West Ham
A bet while drunk (of course) in a fish and chip shop led to me eating an entire small catering pack of Persil poured over a pineapple fritter supper.
I got round the corner with my winnings - the princely sum of 37p - ie the cost of the supper (this was 1976) - before puking.
Three days later and every toilet flush was accompanied by bubbles. No lie. If you don't believe me try it yourself.
(beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:31, 10 replies)

For christ's sake don't rape a postbox, your lung'll fall out.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 18:37, closed)

You made me laugh.
Feel proud.
(Legion, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:45, closed)

I believe every single word of this
apart from the two words "no lie" that you carelessly left in the middle.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:11, closed)

I reckon he should sell his guts to medical science as they're quite clearly unique if they can produce soapy bubbles for four days despite having cleared all the soap out of his system.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:17, closed)

I had three gobstoppers in a row in 1977 and my piss is still pink.
That's normal, right?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:37, closed)

I'm still intrigued as to what West Ham have got to do with all this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 15:02, closed)

Forever blowing bubbles.
It's their supermacho theme tune.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:15, closed)

No,
Their Super-Macho theme is 'come on you Irons'. 'Bubbles' is their Uber-Macho theme.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:09, closed)

well i drank
a 2 litre bottle of cloudy lemonade and my piss is still yellow and cloudy
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:50, closed)

I also once ate an ashtray of cigarette butts to try to impress a girl. Strangely it didn't work. Eating stupid things is... err... stupid.
(beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:26, closed)