Greed for front pagery
Clearly there are certain posters on here who have such an appetite for getting on the front page of the QOTW that they'll make up any old bollocks just to get on. And in some cases, throw their toys spectacularly out of the pram when it's pointed out that they've posted bollocks.

Seriously, if you've nothing to contribute, don't. You don't have to make up a story or tell a shit joke just to offer something.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, 20 replies)

Also,
people that moan about other people's posts while offering nothing themselves could probably step away from the keyboard too, don't you think?

...oh...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:48, closed)

This post is both constructive and hilarious.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:01, closed)

Cheers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:04, closed)

Do you mean the first page of answers,
the popular page or the three that get printed in the newsletter?

Because there isn't a "front page" for QOTW. Unless I'm missing something?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:11, closed)

I meant the popular page.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:21, closed)

There's a popular page here?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:51, closed)

What, like this?
b3ta.com/questions/cougars/post321948
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:38, closed)

Bingo.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:43, closed)

pffffft!

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:03, closed)

Zing!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:56, closed)

I said shit jokes. That one is clearly awesome.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:53, closed)

Oh yes, the bit about wanks from a dead child's hand is particularly mirthsome

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:07, closed)

Exactly. Now you see.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:20, closed)

Is "pagery" a word? And is it like "buggery"?

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:43, closed)

I think buggery is back pagery.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:44, closed)

Ha ha ha
Git! The whole office is now looking at my coffee soaked keyboard!
(dchurch bah, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:23, closed)

Bollocks

(Sum Gai My dog is a racist lesbian, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:44, closed)

That's not fair.
Spanky is hardly ever here these days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:33, closed)

Can't you just make up your own poorly written wank fantasy?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:10, closed)

no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:23, closed)