Speaking of post-coital munchies
After massive sex, once she was asleep, I crept downstairs and ordered myself a curry and a garlic naan bread from the local Indian takeaway. It arrived, I ate the lot, then I hid the evidence in the bottom of the bin, washed the plate and went back to bed.
However, she rumbled me the next day because apparently I was leaving quite an accurate aroma behind me.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 23:10, 8 replies)

I must admit....
With all your recent stories you're starting to sound like a fat greedy cunt...who is partial to the odd shag before gorging yourself ion whatever is in arms reach.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 23:13, closed)

I've started
taking a packed-lunch up to bed with me nowadays.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 23:16, closed)

That sounds
like a great Top Tip.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 23:38, closed)

Dib, dib
Empty crisp packets can come in handy when the standard prophylactics are gone.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 1:01, closed)

Sharp corners though

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 1:28, closed)

you can reach the corners?

(spiggytopes, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:14, closed)

.... and thats why she calls me "The Lunchbox"
(Fridgy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:16, closed)

And who said romance was dead?!

(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:03, closed)