Do bets count?
Worst thing I did to win a bet was to gain intimate carnal knowledge of the woman of my mate's choice from the selection in the club we'd found ourselves in. I was about 20 at the time.

He picked a 40+ hippocrocopig who was 20 stone if she was a piound. i bought her a few drinks, laid on the charm, delivered the ultimate line of "what are my chances of seeing you naked tonight?", blew the cobwebs off her fanny and did the deed.

A hard-earned £20 there. Not only did I have to close my eyes and imagine she was someone else, I had to imagine I was someone else...
(ScousersPet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:01, 10 replies)

I'm not sure anyone comes out of this looking good.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:04, closed)

Every hole's a goal
... some goals are bigger than others.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:19, closed)

If he was born in the 1890s then £20 would have been an almost reasonable sum of money to degrade himself for.
This seems a tad unlikely though.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:24, closed)

Well no
But is anyone coming out of this topic looking good? It's all sin, sin, sin around here...
(ScousersPet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:40, closed)

wasn't in secrets, was it?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:31, closed)

Nope Paradox in Aintree

(ScousersPet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:40, closed)

Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me, yeah, yay
Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me, yeah, yay

We tried position 31
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
It was terrific fun, uh, uh

In position 72
You were me
And I was you, uh

Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me, yeah, yay
Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me, yeah, yay
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:31, closed)

doesn't that make you a prostitute?

(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:38, closed)

Nope
It makes me a bad, bad person.
(ScousersPet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:41, closed)

And a cheap prostitute.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:11, closed)