Why? Why?
Why would you laugh at a kitten being run over??!! Why?
It's just.... wrong, really wrong!

What next? War on badgers?!
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:49, 7 replies)

Only the amorous ones
By the looks of things lately
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:59, closed)

Hmmm
It has been a bit tense round here recently, it usually goes completely over my head.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:10, closed)

Oh the irony!

( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:01, closed)

Well:
its little head might pop right off, and roll up at your feet looking both sad and mournful and yet also, in some ineffable way, dead.

Or there might be some hilarious irony; say the car had the numberplate 1LV K4T5. Or was the Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill. Or the driver was swerving to avoid a cute puppy.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:19, closed)

It's all in the way
that their little tongue pokes sideways-ish out of their now mis-shapen head, and sometimes one or both eyes hang out.

I've never really understood why the same person who hauls in a fish with a big metal hook in the gob, gaffs it with another metal hook on a stick, then cuts it's throat,then gets upset at the very idea of killing cats......makes no sense at all.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 4:51, closed)

Because kittens are shit animals
and loved by idiots.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:28, closed)

Bemused.
My post was tongue in cheek, sort of b3ta styley.

Ah well....
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:29, closed)