Who's telling porkies?
You or "Dick"?
Either he's taking the piss out of the bank or, as Eoghan mentioned, the guy would be "Mr Richard * Lovett", or similar..
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:13, 1 reply)

Well,
It really depends what he is legally known as, doesn't it? I seem to recall that there are a few famous Dicks in the World, and at least one of them is a politician.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:25, closed)

I don't doubt they exist.
This just sounds a little "convenient". I'm also not sure how you know which name these people use for their bank accounts.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:37, closed)

This much
is very true.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:40, closed)

It happens. I witnessed an exasperated-looking fellow having to produce multiple forms of ID to convince a clearly sceptical bank drone that his name was, in fact, Ronald McDonald.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:00, closed)

I remember laughing on a regular basis..
at the TV appearances of a particular Irish politician, whenever the caption appeared showing his name.

At 15 and even now, some 30 years later, I still chuckle at the name.
All hail...

Dick Spring
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:34, closed)