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Are you the kind of person who laughs when they see a cat getting run over? Tell us about the times your sense of humour has gone beyond taste and decency.

Suggested by SnowyTheRabbit

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19)
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Midgets and pigeons
A couple of weeks ago, my buddy and I were out at our one horse town fair. After gorging on funnel cake, deep fried avocado nachos and a lot of beer, it was time to piss.
We're stood there at the urinal when a "little person" walked in....which caused us both to stifle our giggles to start with, but then a pigeon flew into the restroom (kind of like a portacabin with urinals so there's a lot of open space in the roof) and landed right by the feet of the midget.
The little guy freaked out, and bent down to shoo the bird away...slipped and fell and got a mouthful of urinal water after falling face first into the trough.
That was it...Mark and I were laughing so hard we had to lean on each other for support and when security walked in and asked the little guy where his dad was - well, we were lucky we didn't end up face first in the trough ourselves.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 5:45, 4 replies)
i didn't know you could dribble bacon
but that just made me dribble a bit of my bacon sarnie. superb.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:35, closed)
"when security walked in and asked the little guy where his dad was"
^ FTW

*click*
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:24, closed)
Clicking "I like this" is a guilty pleasure in itself :)
Also:

Deep. Fried. Avocado. NACHOS?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:06, closed)
Avocado slices
battered and deep fried, with refried beans and cheese on top. They also do deep fried butter - a churro with a stick of butter in it, then plugged at the ends with more churro and deep fried. My girlfriend tried it....
(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 19:22, closed)

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