Oh wow that is soooo funny....
it's not like alcohol is bad for dogs for anything and the dog has no choice in the matter... give him a whole bar of 70% cocoa chocolate later and you can have a bloody good laugh as it nearly kills him!!
I'm off to give my five year old son a double vodka see if he hilariously falls off his bike in the park later!!
I'll be back to report all teh funnehs.
( Sallyrsm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:40, 4 replies)

Nah, I know the cocoa score with dogs
The occasional beer is nice though. Hey, he had fun, plus he managed to finish most of his kebab afterwards.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:45, closed)

know do
score shunt
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:17, closed)

Hahahahahahahaha!!!
This is the funniest indignant rant I've read in ages. I especially love the way you compare your own five year-old son to a labrador rottie.

A+ would read again.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:31, closed)

sadly, i have to report
that after the double vodka, the child ran outside and mauled an OAP. It's due to be put down later this week as required by the dangerous animal act.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:06, closed)

Nooooooooo!
Free the dogchild one!
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:17, closed)

Oh the mental images!
*click*
(IChewCandlewax, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:48, closed)

Alcohol's bad for people too
or so I've heard.

We generally consume it in larger quantities than half a can though.

Anyway, dogs seem to love beer. The thicker and darker the better. And don't tell me they don't know what it's for. Not with those noses. Of course they know what it is. That's why they drink it.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:02, closed)

Did you never see this?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6760231/Saboteurs-targeting-car-brakes-are-group-of-foxes.html

Animals naturally go after things that are bad for them too.
(Nightviolet, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:10, closed)

Not related exactly but linked on the same page
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html

wtf? If someone did this to my pet I'd shoot them.
(Nightviolet, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:11, closed)

Mmm, delicious brake fluid...
It must get them high. What's in brake fluid?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:15, closed)

That's nothing
The best animal intoxication I've ever witnessed was when we got a hedgehog stoned at uni by giving it blowbacks...
( rofl harris, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:06, closed)

hahaha
I would've loved to have seen that trying to cross a road :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:11, closed)

nah
It just sort of rolled over a lot (it wasn't capable of crossing any roads), but was definitely more chilled out than when we, er, caught it.

Haters - it did make a perfect recovery, and probably returned home to Mrs. Hedgehog with tales to tell.
( rofl harris, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:15, closed)