The bar manager's dog ate his new bag of magic mushrooms, and spent the entire day sitting in the corner of the living room upstairs, staring intently at the wall.
That is all.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:02, 7 replies)

We can only imagine
what was going through that dogs head...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:04, closed)

omg u fed a dog magic mushrooms for a laugh
zomg that is like totally wrong innit because dogs are like children or special people i am so callin teh rscpa brah
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:24, closed)

Please
could you write in CAPITALS that way everyone will FELL YOUR PAIN AND ANGUISH!
(kitescreech still here, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 19:09, closed)

I'm going to give my
five year old son crack. THAT'LL LEARN YOU.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:30, closed)

This made me do one of those
sudden outbursts of laughter that draws attention.

*clicks
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:06, closed)

I used to blow bong-smoke into my dog's face...
...and he'd stand in the middle of the room, staring at the floor and wagging his tail.

When he sobered up, he come back over for another sniff - he fucking loved it. The smell of the ganj used to make him drool like crazy.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:39, closed)

when my 2 cats were wee tots...
...I was in a rush to work, after having overslept, and never thought about putting the lid onto my (now long-gone, sadly *sigh*) stash box (commercial film can). There it lay, innocently enough, containing half a dime-bag & a hand-me-down pipe, on my coffee table, as I petted teh chirren and hurried out the door.

Yeah. That's what happened.

The greedy little fucks finished-off the bag! Explains sooooo much about the boy's personality, too, even 14 years later... and maybe his sister's paranoia... I always tell people it's because she was feral when I adopted her, but you never know...
(AnntichristSCoulter, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 1:38, closed)