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Are you the kind of person who laughs when they see a cat getting run over? Tell us about the times your sense of humour has gone beyond taste and decency.

Suggested by SnowyTheRabbit

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19)
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He even saw it coming
My friend Alex, who has been mentioned on these pages before, was a bit of a bastard when he was younger (he still is, but that's not relevant). One day when we were about fifteen and in a particularly boring statistics lesson, he decided to amuse himself by breaking my pencils. At first he only broke one at a time - I was trying not to rise to him, and I hadn't used them in years anyway - but then he got ambitious. Out of the corner of my eye I saw him grab five or six and place them over his thighs, ready to break. I, not realising his hand was already beginning the downward motion, casually removed them to spoil his fun.

Unable to stop himself, and with a look of horror I shall remember to my dying day, he punched himself as hard as he could in his man-veg.

We both got detention because we were in too much pain to explain to the teacher what had happened - him for obvious reasons and me because I thought my ribs were about to come adrift from laughing.

Totally worth it.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:37, 2 replies)
This is absolutely

(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:05, closed)
I initially read that as "man-vag", before I realised.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 21:09, closed)

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