That's twice that you've declared a haughty intention to claim the higher ground by posting no further - and immediately made a liar of yourself by fumbling out yet more half-witted, armchair psychiatrist bullshit. And yet you seem to think it's me that "just can't leave it" - despite my never having given any indication that I intended to do so.

Your examples of projection and denial are both entirely erronious, and largely undercut by your initial foul-mouthed response. Your futile attempts to appear erudite are merely digging ever deeper into the mire of your ignorance.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 23:28, 1 reply)

Honestly chaps
I'm sure that chucking an abrasive wheelie into a skip needn't cause this much fuss. It was still bloody hugelarious.

Also, nimrod old boy, as you may have noticed, this is the internet. Nobody can see how morally awesome you are by not posting, just as they have no interest in how extravagantly well endowed you must be. Cor. Just think of the size of that thing....
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:16, closed)

It can't be that large, he's forever getting it 'accidentally' up bottoms.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 18:15, closed)

I'll ignore the attempt at patronisation once more and trying speaking like a Toff from the 20's old boy is a tad ridiculous.
I do see that putting a possibly disturbed or drunk disabled man into skip and destroying his only means of transportation is not that much to get het up about (really). It's wasn't the point of the subsequent flaming, I think we are all adult enough to see that this is more of a game and isn’t real life? Extending one’s moral outrage and insulting, putting down a complete stranger(s) to see if they bite (trolling I believe?)is part of the game, yes?
I got the impression that you both are well versed in the ways of the internet and in HP’s case through his style of posting, seeks to dominate by appearing intellectually superior. Nothing wrong with that, but what you give out you get back (yes, I have also given it out and got it back)
The escalation Its a bit like road rage here as every perceived slight and insult you feel has to be retaliated with using a bigger gun e.g. I post ‘twat’ he posts ‘cunt’ and so on, but it’s all safe as no one will dump us in a skip and drown our wheelchair (see what I did there?) we don’t have the same rules that would stop us from acting or behaving this way were we face to face.
Nobody here, I hope, is pretending that QOTW is an extension of Radio 4's moral maze and that everything we post is our absolute moral position that represents our core values and beliefs.
I am sure that you are a lovely reservist and that all the nice girls love a sailor, especially in Portsmouth.

I hope HP won’t post some dreary Pseudo intellectual reasoning that he is king of the internet castle based on some legal binding internet rules or loophole. You say potatoes and I say fuck you ,you pig fucking shit eating incestuous cunt smelly mong... ;) ,’ooh, by using a discriminatory slang term for people with downs syndrome means your a hypocrite and that putting smiley that means you have lost as you are retrenching your position in reality and are metaphorically retreating yadda yadda yadaa’

And Badger, I am almost flattered by your interest, I have already given you a statistical breakdown of anal related accident/shenanigans and the 0.5 % it represents of my posting along with your unhealthy obsession with it. it has again been noted and now demonstrated further your deviant interest. Belay it or I shall taunt you once more, Remember AB, B3ta does not replace real life and relationships. oh and it was big enough to make your mother scream when I stuck it up her arse...(0.6 now)
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:23, closed)

Hello again.
Did you sleep well?
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 22:48, closed)

no
constant worry about being flamed and my fragile ego being destroyed has left insomnias mark upon me.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 23:05, closed)

Ah. It'll be the coming back to check on it every so often that does it.
I suggest you banish all wheelchair-related discourse from your mind this evening.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 23:43, closed)

good god
would the lot of you shut the fuck up, please?

edit: realised you have, as no-one's added to this since Monday... oh, the perils of reading through the back pages of QOTWs...
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:22, closed)