Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Kills some time-Putting my cat on my head to give me the appearance of a Davie Crocket-stylee hunter. (he isn't too keen on this, last time he nearly removed my ear)
-Lying in bed and farting silently, then counting the seconds till the disgusted reaction of my girlfriend. Times vary.
-Drawing smiley faces on the bottom of mugs and waiting for people to drink from them.
-Knocking on peoples doors and running away. I'm 22.
-Opening Outlook on a colleagues computer before he arrives, giving him the impression that someone is reading his e-mails while he isn't there. I find his reaction more fun than actually reading them.
-ZZ Top
-Deliberately misspelling 'Manifold' on work drawings so it says 'Fanimold'.
-Making small cocks out of blu-tac and leave them lying around.
-When my heavy-metal loving, beard-sporting mate comes round, giving him The Kitten Mug. He also loves it.
-Having a shit with the bathroom door open. It's just nicer somehow.
Plus the (what appears to be) usual practise of pant-wearing telly-watching.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:26, 2 replies)
the door openim not the only one. lord be praised
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:29, closed)
the door openindeed, althouhg i have just come back from the west coast of scotland and have discovered "pooing whilst oposite the velux window which is open whilst its snowing and you can see across the sea to skye" is both relaxing and refreshing (and a bit chilly)
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:27, closed)
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