Motorway games
Sometimes when driving back from working in London, tanning it up the motorway at 3am gets very boring and I have to play a game to stop myself from falling asleep (as we're no longer even allowed to smoke in company vehicles!)

One of my favourites is 'Undercover Copper'. It works especially well if I'm driving the dark blue Ford Mondeo I sometimes use for work.

It works like this - cruise in the left-hand lane at about 60-70mph. Wait for a BMW, Merc, or similar to go flying up the offside. Then follow them.

When you get close enough to them, it helps if you raise your hand to your mouth and talk into it, as though you are calling to check details of his car.

Normally, when you follow them for a few miles, they slow down. At this point, continue to follow them, until you have them well and truly paranoid.

Then boot it and wave as you fly past them.

I know it's evil, but I just can't help it.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:21, 2 replies)

Haha!
That's brilliant! Definitely going to try one that some time!
(irv made you eat your parents in a chilli on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:04, closed)

Haha
this.

Almost makes me want to drive the length of the M6 tonight!
(Home Bargains was last seen wanking like a safari park chimp:, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:17, closed)