Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Not me.My boyfriend smells things when he thinks people aren´t looking.
Books.Clothes.Knives.Remote controls.Seatbelts.Cans of food.
You name it,he´ll sniff it.
I once caught him sniffing the hoover before he used it - his excuse?
To see if the bag was full.
He´s a bit odd,but shags like a banshee,so it´s not all bad.
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So,he ah, shags Shirley Temple's arse?
gets coat
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my brother does that!especially with new things, like presents. it gets opened and in goes the nose. weirdo.
for a minute i thought maybe you were his gf posting under a pseudonym.
then i saw the last sentence. and reeeally hope you're not!!!!!!!!!! no offence, like.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:31,
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Ummmm......last I knew a banshee was a female spirit who wailed in the night outside the house of someone who was about to die.
Shagging one of those would NOT be fun.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:46,
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