embarrassing my new boss
this is really really mean. my new boss is a fantastic bloke and a truly outstanding lawyer. but he's also very small, shy and not so confident with the ladies when it comes to anything outside the law.

sometimes i like to see how many words with naughty double meanings i can slip into his briefs (yes, like that. i didn't say they were clever or good) just to see him go red. or if he inadvertently looks at my cleavage - and i'm sorry guys, but you all look at girls' cleavages, whether or not you admit/realise it, it's an exact science as consistent as gravity - i will just pause until he realises what he's doing and clearly dies inside.

it makes me feel a bit better that i don't know a tenth of the law that is locked up inside that bald blushing little head and probably never will!

edit: oh, and perving over russell brand. he's dirty and he's wrong but - swoon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 22:57, 5 replies)

I...
do like your posts i have to say. They are always interesting!

Sadly my boss is much more intelligent than i am so getting one past him is rather difficult.
(Grove is the collector of WOO and hoarder of YAY, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:29, closed)

Careful....
This is a road to ruin. It starts off with a few laughs embarrassing him, then you'll feel guilty........then soon enough he'll be shitting your bed and you'll be wondering WTF you were thinking of. THIS is exact science!
(Rsoles, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 0:58, closed)

Nothing to be sorry about
We like cleavage, cleavage is good.
If there was less pontless guilt about looking life would be simpler.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 12:56, closed)

Russel fecking Brand???
Now HE should remain a dirty little secret. What the fuck is it with the unwashed pikey twunt? A couple of years ago his 'image' was some type of 70's gypsy throwback when he started presenting the big brother follow-ons.

My wife tells me that the mong has a big reputation as a cocksman, but, open-minded as I am, I really really don't see the appeal!

Please explain???
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:07, closed)

As recently noted in Viz
On observing John Barrowman and Russell Brand, who'd have guessed that Mr Barrowman would be the one to take it where the sun doesn't shine..?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Mar 2008, 22:41, closed)