Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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In my defence it began by accident...Bizarrely I was at the Henley festival and after a can or two of Hooch, you know you miss it, I let out a rather potent albeit silent arse burp.
Luckily for me I was standing right in front of a small child who was promptly accused by it's mother of doing "poopy pants"! I nearly did poopy pants laughing and to this day I have enjoyed farting on small children and letting them take the blame.
A word of warning for anyone hoping to imitate this wonderful fragrent game; if you get caught parents get angry, the secruity guards get angry and the person whose bonnet you roll over trying escape the screams of farting paedophile will also get angry.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 9:18,
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Very goodsir and still pissed at work and that made me crack up, have a clicky.
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Trollman, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 9:26,
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I have read this beforeis this a pearoast?
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JimmyD I let my best ideas go to waste, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:27,
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I have it on good authority......that this works even better when a small child is behind you on an escalator!
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