This is bad.
When crossing the road at a junction, I enjoy walking straight out in front of cars who forget to indicate, and watching them slam their brakes on. I once caused some idiot (who was driving WAY too fast in a pedestrianised area) to get rear-ended by a van.

I'll get knocked down one day, then it won't be so amusing.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:40, 3 replies)

I've always wanted to do that.
Hopefully if you do get hit you can get some money out of them to stop you taking them to court. Blackmail ftw.
(Martin1337 was trying and failing to be funny at, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:51, closed)

I have to hand it to you..
... that is genius.

Please do not stop, it is so very very frustrating when people do not indicate.

Sometimes i do the same thing, i stopped recently though, when i realised that the daft bint on the phone was not watching the road...
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:18, closed)

Illegal crossing.
There's a place on my (walking) route home where people nip illegally over a junction to avoid going a long way round. I take great pleasure in slowly walking in front of them (if I can time it right) in the hope that they'll get caught. I've seen lots of other people do the same, including one bloke who walked backwards facing the car and smiling at the irate driver.

I also walk out on to zebra crossings if I can see that the driver has enough space to stop but isn't slowing down. Very satisfying.
(singingringingtree Living in the past., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 19:57, closed)