Guilty Pleasures, part 2
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Pee
On many occasion on the way home after sipping on a few drinks I'd often (isn't it always the way) need to strain the main vein.
As I lived further away from the drinking establishments that the others I'd always save it up, giving me enough time to figure out who I
a. Didn't like in the street or
b. Recognised in the street as not letting me out of a junction.
I'd then piss all over either there lawn, door or car door.
This in itself led the way to me creating 'Crab-Pissing' whereas you can walk like a crab and piss without having to worry about anything getting on your clothes (or about blow back from a gust of wind).
I now feel very ashamed.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:31, Reply)
On many occasion on the way home after sipping on a few drinks I'd often (isn't it always the way) need to strain the main vein.
As I lived further away from the drinking establishments that the others I'd always save it up, giving me enough time to figure out who I
a. Didn't like in the street or
b. Recognised in the street as not letting me out of a junction.
I'd then piss all over either there lawn, door or car door.
This in itself led the way to me creating 'Crab-Pissing' whereas you can walk like a crab and piss without having to worry about anything getting on your clothes (or about blow back from a gust of wind).
I now feel very ashamed.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:31, Reply)
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