Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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BMWI take great delight in adhering to speed limits, driving carefully, being courteous to other road users and generally being nice to all and sundry.
This however seems to send some other drivers utterly tits as they can't seem to equate "normal driver" with "BMW". Fuck em.
(, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 13:09, 1 reply)
I R BMWI drive a big BMW.
A shiney 7 series with lots of toys.
I am not an asshole, or a wanker, or a cunt. I am not even a pimp, drug dealer or gangster.
I have just worked very very hard for 20 years since finishing my studies and am finally reaping the benefits of all that hard work.
I am an increadably concientious and polite driver. I always make way, let people in, do my best to make my own and those around me on the roads have a pleasant and stress free journey.
I do however get a buzz from the quizical looks on the faces of people when the guy in the huge Beemer lets them out, and is courteous happy and smiling.
Especially when they get close enough to see that the driver of the huge BMW has long hair, torn T shirt, denim cutoff and (so I have been told numerous times) eyes as twinkley and kind as Father Christmas.
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RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 21:11,
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