Guilty Pleasures, part 2
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Greedy bitch.
In his defence, I have to add that I met the bloke once during a blurry day of lackey-ing for music 'stars'. He was (unlike so many 'lesser' stars) really quite pleasant, and in the few minutes I spent with him, he came across as a straight-up and generally nice bloke.
That said, I also think his music and that of the Beatles was shite. Obviously a multitude of folk disagree, hence his gigantic mountain of cash.
As said above, he made the classic dirty-old-man mistake of falling for a fit bit of skirt that came on to him and not making her sign a pre-nup. However shite the music that made his fortune, it's his. Not hers. She should be entitled to a modest house and allowance to care for their daughter.
Poor little mite will decide herself in a few years anyway;
"Hmmm, should I be paraded infrromt of the paps for mum to get featured in 'Chatty' or should I fuck her off to go see dad and spazz around in his stately homes / bentleys & rollers / helicopters & private jets????? Decisions decisions."
Edit: For the record, I'm a big, straight, happily married bloke. But I'd seriously consider letting him screw me for a while for that much money! (Make that big, straight, happily married... and a mercenary cunt.)
( , Mon 17 Mar 2008, 17:01, Reply)
In his defence, I have to add that I met the bloke once during a blurry day of lackey-ing for music 'stars'. He was (unlike so many 'lesser' stars) really quite pleasant, and in the few minutes I spent with him, he came across as a straight-up and generally nice bloke.
That said, I also think his music and that of the Beatles was shite. Obviously a multitude of folk disagree, hence his gigantic mountain of cash.
As said above, he made the classic dirty-old-man mistake of falling for a fit bit of skirt that came on to him and not making her sign a pre-nup. However shite the music that made his fortune, it's his. Not hers. She should be entitled to a modest house and allowance to care for their daughter.
Poor little mite will decide herself in a few years anyway;
"Hmmm, should I be paraded infrromt of the paps for mum to get featured in 'Chatty' or should I fuck her off to go see dad and spazz around in his stately homes / bentleys & rollers / helicopters & private jets????? Decisions decisions."
Edit: For the record, I'm a big, straight, happily married bloke. But I'd seriously consider letting him screw me for a while for that much money! (Make that big, straight, happily married... and a mercenary cunt.)
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