right, i've had a think about it now
my guilty pleasures are:

watching ferngully
leaving toe jam under people's tables
watching extreme makeover: home edition - and crying at it
hugh fearnley-whittingstall
going for walks at 4 a.m and posting leaves through people's letterboxes
planning world domination
planning out escape routes and safe places to go in the event of a zombie attack
pulling faces at children
buying gnomes from poundland and putting them in people's gardens
air guitar
dancing around in my pants
eating tomato sauce or salad cream off the back of my hand
annoying my cat with a laser pointer
mashed potato with lots of butter and milk

there are probably many more, but i can't think of them right now.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 18:28, 5 replies)

I had COMPLETELY forgotten about Ferngully!
*fires up bitcomet*
Hmm... that accompanies Black Books and The Land Before Time quite well, also on my download list.
(fluffytail, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 21:10, closed)

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
I heart it, i always cry too.
i also know my escape route for when the zombies attack
(electrogirl no one thinks about the implications of a clown su, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 21:35, closed)

flufffytail
ferngully rocks! hexxus is one of the campest baddies ever!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 23:46, closed)

electrogirl
i like the earlier ones, where the people seemed more genuinely in need of help
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 23:48, closed)

hugh- fearnley whittingstall...
is a bit of a dick and reminds me too much of my knucklehead ex but i still like watching his shows on cable tv when i visit my parents (they are pensioners and have cable and airconditioning - i have neither!)
(chameleon61, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:44, closed)