Theres a homeless guy
in central Edinburgh who looks IDENTICAL to Kevin Costner from Waterworld. Except he used to wear NOTHING but a t-shirt. The guy even had the fishy mutation behind his ears, just like our man Costner.

Anyway everyday without fail I'd come out of Greggs at lunchtime with my 2 x Sausage Rolls (amazing by the way) and there was one thing for CERTAIN - this guy would be pleading with me for a bite of my sausage roll. Begging and pleading - guaranteed.

He was a gill-tee plea-sure
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:56, 8 replies)

Everyone knows
that steak bakes are *much* better than sausage rolls.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:11, closed)

really?
Two sausage rolls? Every day?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:27, closed)

TRUFAX
I'll give you that the Steak Bakes are GOOD. As are the Chicken & Bacon Club Sandwich. I also quite like the sausage and bean bake.

FUCK I LOVE GREGGS

NEAREST GREEGS 100 MILES AWAY NOW


MIGHT




PERISH
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:30, closed)

macaroni cheese pie FTW
also there is actually a guy in central edinburgh who looks like a portly hailie selassie, dressed in rags; he has never bitten my pastie
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:06, closed)

Only 100 miles away?
Lucky bastard.

The nearest one to me is in another country!!! (I´m now in Spain)

PS - Sausage rolls inside buttered rolls x 2 FTW
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:11, closed)

I've heard tales
from people who work in the greggs factories that what they do to the food is far far worse than any macdonald's story

plus, being from devon, and frequently visiting cornwall, I have a healthy disdain of any type of chain bakery and the goods that can be procured from said places.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:12, closed)

My friend works in Greggs...
and gets me half price foods from there aaaalll the time :D
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:24, closed)

Piemaker.....
....is the best pastry emporium in Edinburgh.
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:19, closed)