Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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You're not aloneAmazing how many (ahem) ramblers (ahem) walk all of 50 yards into the undergrowth and then feel 'urges'.
I would at this point like to apologise to the couple who were entertaining each other in the seclusion of the (here's the hint) full-of-tasty-animals woods.
I freely admit that a shotgun going off at close range as I was approaching the Vinegars would cramp my style, and several important muscle groups as well.
So the second (and third, gotta love semi-autos) shots were maybe a little OTT.
By the way madam, you left your knickers behind.
They're probably being used as a trampoline by the local squirrels now as I considerately hung them on a fence post before ambling off.
Top Tip, rural shaggers- a 'bush' that farts every now and then and has the occasional fag may not actually be a bush.
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