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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Count Bakula
I like to fantasise about having the ability to Quantum Leap into myself in the past and be able to correct those occasions where I've taken the wrong turning in life. Not studied at school hard enough, bought condoms... That sort of thing.

However, it slowly degenerates into being able to spot that I could have had much frottage with girls as a young teenager if I hadn't been as naive.

Including the opportunity to lose my virginity at 13 in a field. That way, I might have lasted more than 6 seconds when I finally got round it to it when I was 17 and was going out with the girl that I eventually married.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:34, 3 replies)
..but I read the post title as "Count Bukkake", which might in fact have been another thing that you missed out on. Sorry.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:03, closed)
It'd make for an odd edition of Sesame Street.

One! One facial. Haw haw haw. Two! Two facials. Haw haw..
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:33, closed)
the bit about naivete
looking back, i made exactly the same damn mistakes as you. could have had a proper sexual life and some experience years ago instead of miserably struggling in shit relationships because of my total fucking ineptitude/social awkwardness/whatever.

bitter? moi?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:37, closed)

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