Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Steering off the road.If you were to steer off the road. This is what would happen.
The ride would get a bit bumpy. At this stage, panic will set in to every single cell in your body. You try to change your mind, but now the car is out of control. You see a huge ditch coming to you. The breaks do nothing, your in a spin now.
The car plows into a ditch and there is nothing you can do. It hits with a large PHRAP and the car tips over onto its roof.
Yoru hanging upside down with the steering column fully embedded into your groin in a wreck of metal. The only thing stopping you falling is said steering column thus putting great strain on your pelvis. The engine compartment has smashed through crushing both your legs. The side impact airbag has broken your arm in 3 places - which is now hanging off on just skin and flesh.
You have blood pouring down your face into your eyes from smashing your forehead on the steering wheel.
As you scream in pain. You wish you were going faster so that youd be dead.
Still curious? :D
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