exta middle name
had to post to this- my big sis may be reading!

when i was about 16 my dad told me that i had an 'extra' middle name- Izzio. My dad's family are Italian/Welsh, and so despite my surname being Thomas he convinced me it was true. Even offered to show me my birth certificate but I stupidly declined. My ma who is the only beacon of truth in the house even backed it up

Cue months of my mates piss-taking calling me Izzio Bizzio, Inchio etc.

This lasted for a while... about 8 months. Until my sister broke the news "what you actually believed that you tool"

durp. cue months of even more piss-taking
(chimpo2k, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 9:54, 4 replies)

Oh yes....
So true, fell for it hook line and sinker. Hey at least that was better than when I made you drink shampoo?
(cupc@ke, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 9:59, closed)

big sisters
are so evil!
(chimpo2k, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:00, closed)

Yes but
I was also a tit to myself. You were too young to remember the time I stuck waxing strips all over my arms and legs.
(cupc@ke, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:13, closed)

I like the story but......
you used the word 'cue' twice.
I haven't clicked yet, but I will if you change 'cue' to 'This resulted in' or 'The outcome of this was'.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:32, closed)