My most gullible momentSomeone once told me that gullible wasn't in the dictionary and I went, "yeah yeah ha ha" but when they were gone that didn't stop me checking. What was YOUR most gullible moment? Zero points for buying an icon on b3ta.
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rob, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:33)
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GabrielleFour facts that are fundamental to this story:-
Gabrielle is a singer. Only one of her eyes work. She used to wear her hair in a sort of quiff covering up the unfunctioning one. Lying transparently is fun.
I was sat in my kitchen watching TV, my flatmates had left their friend in the kitchen unsupervised while they did some stuff. I think it must have been saturday evening because Gabrielle came on to sing her latest single.
I said to the guy "you know how she went blind in that eye" "how" "well you see how her hair is covering it - she had that hairstyle from a very young age, and the hair sort of...grew into the eye socket. By the time anyone realised, it was too late and she had been blinded in that eye"
He was INCENSED and ANGERED that such a small thing could have such DEVASTATING consequences. It's just STUPID that the world could be so UNFAIR.
I was amazed and blinky that someone who is allowed to walk around inside without a helmet would believe such an obviously fake story. And pretty damn scared that he would get so worked up about it and shiteing it that I had created a nutter in my own kitchen and he was between me and the exit.
Fortunately 10 minutes later he had calmed down enough (down to about one splutter per minute) that I could tell him the truth - about Gabrielle, not about how I hadn't thought anyone would believe my stupid stupid story for even a second.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:11, 1 reply)
...*click* for "allowed to walk around inside without a helmet".
And the story as a whole, obviously.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:56,
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