One does not care which way the wind blows
As a child, while listening to 'Bohemian Rhapsody' on the radio, my parents convinced me that the song was not written/performed by Queen, but by *THE* Queen (HM Lizzie).

For a while (due to its regular radio play) I figured that the Queen must have written it as a new national anthem or something.

Sadly realization dawned as I noted that, in the video, it was not Queen Lizzie herself playing the guitar, but a poodle-haired Brian May.

It did actually have me worried for a little while, as I thought that our old Queen had indeed 'Killed a Man'.


Long, stiff, and dead for 17 years.
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:31, 4 replies)

You've just reminded me...

I once convinced somebody that the lyrics to Boho Rhapso go:

'Spare him his life from these pork sausages'

They still sing those words now.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:34, closed)

^
I'm still on "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard". The devil looks just perfect in the dining room with a decanter and some lead crystal glasses on top.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:52, closed)

For more easily misheard lyrics
try Nightwish's 'Wishmaster'.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:25, closed)

Actually..
Never mind 'Wishmaster', try 'Dyers Eve' by Metallica; quite a few good ones in there!

'Anal sex, torn from me with outdoor shelter'

or

'Cannot go without YouTube'

Up James' butt? I feel for you.
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:06, closed)