I have honestly just realised this:
About 10 years ago I work I worked in theatre. One thing I had to do as part of a production was operate a smoke machine.
During one scene I had to be sat on a piece of scenery as it was wheeled on. I then had to stay sat their for the whole scene, about 10 minutes, and operate the smoke machine on cue.
I was sat behind the scenery and and couldn't be seen by either the actor or the audience only people backstage. It was very dull as I couldn't move for the whole scene. Other people back stage would come passed as try to make me laugh.
This was a panto and believe me doing the exact same thing twice a day gets very dull and many jokes are played backstage to relieve the boredom.

One day during the show as this smoke machine scene was about to take place one of the lads said 'I bet you wouldn't do that with your top off'.
'I bloody would' came my reply.
'Nar, you're too chicken'
'Fucking watch me'
So of comes my top and bra and off I go to sit completely still in full view of everyone back stage.

I have only just (really about 5 minutes ago) realised that this was so everyone backstage could sit and look at some 21 year old boobies for 10 minutes.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:38, 10 replies)

hmm, ninja'd your age there ;-)
don't think I didn't see that!

bet you wouldn't do it now and post pics on a popular website!

*clicks*

gullibility + boobs = win
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:41, closed)

Can you
operate my smoke machine...
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:42, closed)

I did Ninja my age
only because it was longer ago than I remembered.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:43, closed)

Mrs Bin....
I'm gobsmacked!


Nah! not really. I figured you were just like the rest of us : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:43, closed)

'Looks
at profile pic and imagines 21 year-old pertness in full glory, while cupping balls and tweeking length....
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:44, closed)

It's taken you ten years
to work out that men will try any ruse for women to get their tits out?

Hee hee!

*clicks*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:46, closed)

Mrs L
didn't mean anything by it ;-)

not like you are knocking on death's door these days!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:46, closed)

I have the complete inability
to turn down a dare, so thank god I've avoided that scenario!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:49, closed)

^^^
Oh really TWW?

In that case, I dare you to post some pictures of you .....

wearing a bobcap and scrubbing a front step!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 16:02, closed)

Ooooo Al!
you bounder!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 16:08, closed)