I was just reading throught these answers and was inspired by the "Willie Nelson Just Died" one....
As my wifey usually sends a few emails to me through the day I thought I'd casually slip the "Willie" into one of my replies. Below is the transcript (complete with unrelated shit)...

Wifey: 10.11am Hiya there
Could you please follow up with Lynette this morning for me? I did explain it on the voice mail, but I really do need it followed up today, coz I really need it posted today so sarah gets it tomorrow.
Also Tina asked if I would like to go to the movies with her on fri night if we can find somewhere that’s still showing S.A.T.C? would this be ok with you if I did?

Love you

Me 11.19am: I really dont want to,
but guess I have to seeing as you clearly haven't wanted to do it either.
yeah movies is fine.

Just found out Willie Nelson died.

xo

Wifey 11.42am: But I did try ringing her, and left a msg with all the details last night. Just want you to call her to confirm she got the msg and that she can get onto it asap.

Oh that’s sad, what from? I didn’t realise he was even sick.

xxoo

Me 11.46am: He was playing on the road again

xo:)

Wifey 11.47am: Did he really die?

Me 11.50am: *strokes head gently*
Nooo Bronwyn, he did not die.
It was all part of a meeean meeean joke your boyfriend played on you:(

*hugs*

Wifey 11.53am: You dickhead!!!!!! I just told everyone in the office that he had!!!!!


RESULT PLUS!!!
I got a text message soon after infoming me that I was a "fuckwit".
She also called a bit after that and it turns out that she is still struggling as to how to tell everyone that he is not really dead.

This has made my day.
Thanks for the inspration B3ta! :):):)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:18, 4 replies)

Hmmm
Me (about 15 minutes ago): Did you see the news about Willie Nelson dying?

Wifey (about 11 minutes ago): Who's Willie Nelson?

Me (about 5 minutes ago): Er...never mind.

Arse...
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 10:39, closed)

hmmmmmmmm.
so if someone has you on "ignore", they can't see if you write a reply saying "way to repeat a story that's been told a million times before and to add precisely fuck all to the telling"?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 11:57, closed)

Hmmmmmmmmm
Who's all cheery-smiley today, then?

QOTW is all-about brainless repetition, no?
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:06, closed)

it's got
sod all to do with the repetition - pigeonthingy posted a rather rude reply to me one day saying that he couldn't bear me and i was going on ignore. so i thought i'd take advantage of his flouncing OMGnore!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:14, closed)