London
ok, I'll own up on this one. Being a pervy kinda guy, I was taken in by this lassie in Soho on my LAST stay in London who promised me piles of porn of all sorts if I gave her some money. She would then take the money and go and get my porn. I started to think that she was not telling the truth when she would take my money, disappear, come back again, tell me they wanted more, me handing it over and her disappearing with about £150 of my money. I've visited Soho to see if she is there, still ripping people off. I would like to go up to her and say "hey, remember me. This is the LAST time you will be ripping people off..bitch" - *SMACK*

Edit: since you seem so interested, you are right, I was looking for different porn and didn't know where to get it...
(scotsbloke, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:43, 4 replies)

whatever
i dont believe you
(babyjak, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:11, closed)

Ah dear....
Sometimes it would be better if people just kept their stories to themselves.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:20, closed)

why couldn't you
buy the porn yourself? Are you a midget who can't reach the top shelf?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:22, closed)

No
he was just too embarrassed to go up to the newsagents with "Big Muff Weekly" and "Older Ladies want your cock 5"

edit - having checked his profile, they wouldn't be the titles he was buying.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:39, closed)